Car Bar "Specials"

Dummy Spit! Dummy Spit!
We've all been there - done that! It's exactly what happens each time you try and replace an X1/9 master cylinder, wrench the big nut off the crank pulley with slippery, greasy hands or take on a heater tap replacement.
Save yourself the trip to the garage and simply pour all manner of medicinal alchohol into a glass and consume rapidly while repeatedly beating your knuckles against various sharp metal objects.

COMMENTS:
It has been proven that vast quantities of obscene language tends to provide an appropriate accompanyment to this drink.
CAR BAR RATING: not good

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