Car Bar "Specials"

Dummy Spit! Dummy Spit!
We've all been there - done that! It's exactly what happens each time you try and replace an X1/9 master cylinder, wrench the big nut off the crank pulley with slippery, greasy hands or take on a heater tap replacement.
Save yourself the trip to the garage and simply pour all manner of medicinal alchohol into a glass and consume rapidly while repeatedly beating your knuckles against various sharp metal objects.

It has been proven that vast quantities of obscene language tends to provide an appropriate accompanyment to this drink.
CAR BAR RATING: not good

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